mack
I just met someone and they compared me to bbc Sherlock. So I guess I have to go and jump off a cliff
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
my sister had a dream that I got this tattooed and I fear I must make it a reality
*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad
*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here
emojis
Can you try again
not in the mood
speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks
sometimes i develop a positive rapport with someone and when they leave im like ‘no… youre taking my dopamine with you :( ’
please survive
OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds
finch fancam❤
emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound
They reconciled! :)
